August 2012
29 posts
hiddlebumz:
cosmo tip #249
grip him tight and raise him from perdition
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
dance-like-pete-wentz:
i wish i could say ‘u ok’ in real life
because when you say it out loud it sounds like ‘you okay?’ but thats not what i want
i wnat
u
ok
